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SPICY SITUATION
Finally, A Hot Sauce That Only Burns Once!*
*Results may vary for the unwise
*Your mileage may vary if you're an idiot
*Void where prohibited by physics
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The Fool's Paradise Journey
10 Levels of Consciousness Evolution Through Capsaicin
$4.20/oz
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F1: The Flirt
Sweet Awakening
50K SHU
$4.20/oz
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F2: The Tease
Playful Mystery
100K SHU
$4.20/oz
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F3: Sangha Mandala
Sacred Sharing
250K SHU
$4.20/oz
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F4: The Jazz
Sophisticated Soul
500K SHU
$4.20/oz
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F5: The Sexy
Terrible Ideas, Great Stories
750K SHU
$4.20/oz
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F6: Thai Me Up
Dancing on the Edge
1M SHU
$4.20/oz
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F7: A Hot Mess
Married Chaos
2.5M SHU
$4.20/oz
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DF8: Climax
Erasing Lines
5M SHU
$4.20/oz
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ADF9: Screaming Oh
Finding God
6.5M SHU
$4.20/oz
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CDF10: Transcendence
Beyond Duality
7.5M SHU
Divine Outliers
For Those Who Seek The Ultimate
TIGER MOM
Divine Feminine Fire
4.7M SHU
1oz: $18 (חי = life)
3oz: $42 (The Answer)
Excellence Without Exhaustion
THE AWAKENED POSER
Divine Masculine Challenge
8.3M SHU
1oz: $24 (Survive 24 hours)
3oz: $69 (Born in '69)
Full Consciousness Required
Sacred Pricing Structure
The Universe Picked These Numbers
Sample Pack
3 for $10
Try any 3 (1oz)
Single Bottle
$4.20/oz
420-friendly pricing
3oz Commitment
$12
Save per ounce
Full Journey
$42
All 10 bottles (1oz)
🌶️ Pressure-Cooked = No Ring of Fire 🌶️
8-10 Superhot Peppers Per Bottle • Made With Consciousness
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We are divine individual expressions of consciousness creating infrastructure for consciousness evolution through the world's most accessible daily practice: food.
This isn't just hot sauce. It's economic sovereignty, pattern interruption, and proof that extraction capitalism is already obsolete.
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional, pleasure is the point.